A Koala eating an apple for lunch, in Perth, Western Australia. [x]
WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
HELPING ME MAKE A POINT.
I know this may make me sound incredibly dense but sorry, for the life of me I can’t figure out what the point is that he’s trying to make. He needs an assistant? Someone who doesn’t find him almost intolerable indeed does exist? Perhaps, “Check me out, I made a friend!”
GUYS NOT TO ALARM YOU BUT THIS IS AN ARIEL VIEW OF TRAFALGAR SQUARE WHERE THE PREMIER IS AT.
J.K. ROWLING, YOU CLEVER BITCH.


He was HAPPY AT THE BEACH. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE HIM BACK TO ENGLAND AND BE MEAN ABOUT IT. ENGLAND, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP BENEDICT YOU BETTER MAKE HIM WANT TO STAY. THE CALIFORNIA BEACH, WHERE EVERYONE IS A WINNER, IS NOW CALLING TO HIM.
Man, I kind of wished they kept the (sexy sexy sexy) jeans from the pilot episode.

They’re like “I’m a classy but hip young man on the go.”
His regular clothes are like “I just came back from a semi-formal dress rehearsal for my tuba recital.”/”I dress like I work in an office, but GOTCHA! I don’t! How funny am I, Jawn?”
I mean, come on, it’s the shirts we all love (PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER) and the pants, well, if they brought the jeans back that’s like extra sex. Purple sex with a side of sexy.
reichenbach theories
-invierno says
“the truck theory! one of the first onebut its really plausible to me.”
okay, someone elaborate on this truck theory
?
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